|7:20 AM|
okay, i only post some of the photos. i'm sorry but i have no time ppl. still have to rush to do ur collage~!
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lame jokes.
|3:46 AM|
some lame jokes...dun think u will laugh at them. its here for fun.
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what does an american say when he farts?
ans: excuse me
what does a british say when he farts?
ans: pardon me
what does a singaporean say when he farts?
ans: not me...
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one day, a prison warden walks into the chambers and hears some loud metal scraping noise... he walks towards it and finds a person with a saw in his hand... he asks. "what are you doing sir?" the man confesses "i have to confess...im sawing the bars"
the prison warden then says "did you learn grammar in school? you should say, i am seeing the bars, not sawing them"
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a mother asks her son that had just returned home from his first day of school. "how was the first day of school dear?" the boy looks at her and says "FIRST DAY?? u mean i have to go back???"
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what do you call an indian that dances?
ans: dance-singh (dancing)
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ah meng had just finished cleaning his stall when 17 ah bengs went up to him. thinking that they were going to beat him up, he took cover. the gang leader said, "don't worry la brother, we are going to treat u a movie". ah meng was stunned and asked them why. "ai yah, the cinema says under 18 no admission mah, hurry up now, show starting!"
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a man, furious about his work, goes into a bar and starts drinking. he meets steven spileburg, who was also drinking and looked drunk. suddenly, steven spielburg used a bottle and hit the man on his head. "thats for bombing pearl harbour!" the man, looked at him and screamed "it was the japanese that did it! im chinese!" spielburg said "ai yah, chinese, vietnamese, japanese all the same lar!".
the man then hit spielburg on the face and said:" that's for sinking the titanic!" "are you crazy, an iceburg sank it not me!"
"ai yah, iceburg, carlsburg, spielburg, all the same lar."
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physics and english spoof.
|5:29 AM|
lol here is the english and physics spoof i made up during english class when we were supposed to write about an attractive classmate. i was bored so i did it lor. dunno why when i bored always like to do lame things.
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from the corner of my eye, i saw a boy. he was chio. he had chio hair, chio face, chio nose, chio teeth.
he was holding a magnet.
i began to feel attracted to him because i was also holding a magnet.
the magnetic feild was so strong, that when i was attracted to him, we could not repel because my magnet only had one pole.
soon, his prada perfume began diffusing into my nose.
the food in my stomach began to undergo latent heat of fusion and it turned into a liquid.
i puked on him.
he let out a high pith scream at 20 000 Hz, so i cant hear a thing. i just saw him move his mouth.
he then took off his shirt to dry it using latent heat of vapourisation, revealing his push up bra.
i could not stand it.
i wanted a break up from this sexy beast.
thus, i decided to demagnetise the magnet.
i couldnt move with him, so we both held up our left hand and used felming's left hand rule to move with the current.
i found a mile long copper wire and began wrapping it around us.
he then held the two ends of the wire to his push up bra, saying that it was a A.C generator.
so i watched as his bra began to turn, generating electricity. yes, i thought.
the breakup was going on fine.
suddenly, i was zapped with a 20 volt current passing through my body.
the 2mm aluminium that i was wearing to protect me from beta particles had conducted electricity for me.
i turned and looked at the chio boy, whose bra was still spinning, and wondered why he did not get shocked.
then looking at his bra strap, i saw that it was laminated together.
that creep! his bra was also a transformer.
it was able to step down the voltage, not hurting him.
soon after, the magnet was demagnetised we were seperated and went our own ways.
i turned back to look at him one last time.
he had a glowing complexion.
all the light refracted into my cornea and i had to wear sunglasses as its too bright.
i turned away, determined never to be bothered by him again.
i then went to physics practical. we were doing magnetism. i sighed....
please do not attain illict thoughts after reading this.
thank you.
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To the band performers yesterday
|9:43 PM|
Congratulations to all the 402 band members who performed yesterday. You've put up a very meaningful and fantastic performance... it was really worth the money... again...
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